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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Alex’s Tumbler page</description><title>Maazy Tumblin'</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @maazy)</generator><link>http://maazy.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Religious persecution or insanity?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Excerpt From the New York Times:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;&lt;span&gt;A man’s body was discovered nailed to a wooden cross in an empty South Korea stone pit, supposedly next to a mirror so he could see himself suffer&amp;#8230;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Police found a hammer, nails, mirror, an electric drill, more pieces of wood, &lt;strong&gt;and a “how-to” guide for constructing crosses.  &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt; &amp;#8230;Cops are unsure if this was a suicide or homicide, but neighbors claimed the man had intense religious beliefs.&amp;#8221;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;First of all- THIS IS TERRIBLE!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Secondly -&lt;strong&gt; WHO NEEDS A &amp;#8220;HOW TO GUIDE&amp;#8221; TO SLAP 2 BOARDS TOGETHER AND MAKE A CROSS?!?!?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://maazy.tumblr.com/post/5208085111</link><guid>http://maazy.tumblr.com/post/5208085111</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 May 2011 22:34:59 -0400</pubDate><category>religion</category><category>Humor</category><category>irony</category><category>satire</category><category>Christianity</category><category>Murder</category><category>Suicide</category><category>news</category><category>cross</category><category>Jesus</category><category>crazy</category><category>sad</category></item><item><title>The US wins a battle but still fails in their misdirected war. </title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span&gt;I am annoyed by all of the recent hype of just ONE dead terrorist&amp;#8230; &lt;br/&gt;He killed a few thousand Americans, and we spend trillions of dollars in a 10 year war because of it.&lt;br/&gt;However, millions of people die each day due to other acts of terror, such as human trafficking and slavery, war crimes and oppression, and even death because of poverty and hunger.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span&gt;The US government will spend an incredible amount of time and resources to avenge a few dead Americans, but yet we do next to nothing to help the billions of people suffering from injustice and oppression each day.&lt;br/&gt;THAT IS THE REAL CRIME!!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span&gt;Why do Americans suddenly care when a few of our citizens are killed- while so much greater injustice happens worldwide on a daily basis and we don&amp;#8217;t lift a finger or think twice about helping?  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span&gt;I&amp;#8217;m not saying that the US war on terror is wrong&amp;#8230; just that for spending $700 million a day over the course of almost 10 years, a lot more good could have been done just killing one head terrorist.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://maazy.tumblr.com/post/5147346019</link><guid>http://maazy.tumblr.com/post/5147346019</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 May 2011 20:49:16 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"They say there’s a heaven for those who will wait
Some say it’s better but I say it..."</title><description>“&lt;p&gt;They say there’s a heaven for those who will wait&lt;br/&gt;
Some say it’s better but I say it ain’t&lt;br/&gt;
I’d rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints&lt;br/&gt;
the sinners are much more fun…&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;you know that only the good die young&lt;/p&gt;”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Only the Good Die Young - &lt;/strong&gt;lyrics by Billy Joel&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://maazy.tumblr.com/post/5117975761</link><guid>http://maazy.tumblr.com/post/5117975761</guid><pubDate>Sun, 01 May 2011 20:53:36 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>It’s been a long day, now it’s time for a well...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lke9fmsTiS1qgk5qyo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;It’s been a long day, now it’s time for a well earned little catnap (now if I only had some catnip to go with it!)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://maazy.tumblr.com/post/5031754651</link><guid>http://maazy.tumblr.com/post/5031754651</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Apr 2011 23:23:46 -0400</pubDate><category>Kitty</category><category>kitten</category><category>nap</category><category>sleep</category><category>cat</category></item><item><title>Pita Party!</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Gave a presentation run-through for some friends &amp;amp; then had fun talking about and learning foreign languages  :)  &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://maazy.tumblr.com/post/5006106531</link><guid>http://maazy.tumblr.com/post/5006106531</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Apr 2011 01:37:56 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>wow... someone used the cheat code machine - or had an epic amount of free time</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://snakelinksonic.tumblr.com/post/4545669169"&gt;snakelinksonic&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Let it be known that on April 11, 2011, - ~sLs~ caught them all&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://maazy.tumblr.com/post/4726824085</link><guid>http://maazy.tumblr.com/post/4726824085</guid><pubDate>Mon, 18 Apr 2011 16:57:32 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Excerpt From Yahoo News:  "Who Was That Mystery Sax Player On 'Idol' Last Night?" = FAIL!  </title><description>&lt;p&gt;I don&amp;#8217;t know&amp;#8230; CAUSE &lt;strong&gt;SHE FUCKED UP THE SAX SOLO HARD CORE!!!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Honestly, I could play better with one hand.  She squeaked on Her high notes, and HOW did she get the paying job on National TV!?!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;From the credible opinion of a jazz/rock saxophonist- &lt;/strong&gt;She is a disgrace to hard-working saxophonists all over.  Proof that Idol has gone down hill&amp;#8230;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://maazy.tumblr.com/post/4625899920</link><guid>http://maazy.tumblr.com/post/4625899920</guid><pubDate>Fri, 15 Apr 2011 00:14:00 -0400</pubDate><category>sax</category><category>saxophone</category><category>jazz</category><category>Idol</category><category>American Idol</category><category>fail</category><category>Rock and Roll</category><category>Epic Fail</category></item><item><title>Downward spiral...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;You know that your life sucks, when&lt;strong&gt; the easiest way to fall asleep has become succumbing to exhaustion with swollen red eyes, a weary body, and a pillow moistened by silent tears of agony and utterly hopeless dispair&amp;#8230;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://maazy.tumblr.com/post/4602986801</link><guid>http://maazy.tumblr.com/post/4602986801</guid><pubDate>Thu, 14 Apr 2011 04:35:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Sweet ride! ;p</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span&gt;My saxophone has finally been replaced as #1 love of my material life&amp;#8230; and the new mistress is quite the fine ride!  ;p&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span&gt;Now seriously- I am LOVING my new road bike. It makes cycling nearly effortless and it&amp;#8217;s fast as **** for tearing up and down the hills. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span&gt;I actually had to lay on my brakes today in order to avoid rear-ending a sports car in a 35 speed zone. It made me smile, inside and out :)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://maazy.tumblr.com/post/4570904149</link><guid>http://maazy.tumblr.com/post/4570904149</guid><pubDate>Tue, 12 Apr 2011 23:00:00 -0400</pubDate><category>Cycling</category><category>Bicycle</category><category>Road Bike</category><category>Humor</category><category>Music</category><category>Saxophone</category><category>Sax</category><category>Love</category><category>Bike</category></item><item><title>Reality is FUCKED UP! X(   ...I would rather live a lie and have hope for being happy in ignorance than be forced to take another breath of enslavement in this vile corrupt reality which we call "life"</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;They mold you and shape you, they watch what you do&amp;#8230;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Though they may promise, they only bring pain&amp;#8230;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The future is managed, and your freedom&amp;#8217;s a joke&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You don&amp;#8217;t know the difference as you put on the yoke&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The less that you know the more you fall into place&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;A cog in the wheel, there is no soul in your face&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;(Above lyrics are an excerpt from the band Kansas&amp;#8217;s hit &amp;#8220;Sparks of the Tempest&amp;#8221;)&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;-It seems to me a fair reflection of the reality in which we are all enslaved to by our &amp;#8220;helpful&amp;#8221;(NOT) political and educational institutions, which we have been &amp;#8216;fortunate&amp;#8217; to inherit by birth in this grand country&amp;#8230; *cough cough&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Well, I guess it beats waking to a constant threat of physical and mental torture, or the other atrocities experienced in third-world countries.  :/&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://maazy.tumblr.com/post/4385432284</link><guid>http://maazy.tumblr.com/post/4385432284</guid><pubDate>Wed, 06 Apr 2011 02:19:00 -0400</pubDate><category>Chingada</category></item><item><title>What revising papers with Coral looks like</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Coral: (proof reading and rambling on) &amp;#8230;Ok, I think I might change genders.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Me: Seriously Coral!?!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Coral:(casually) yeah&amp;#8230;  (goes back to proof reading out loud)&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;-and THATS why you never take anything he says out of context!  Because he is just that random and awesome  :)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://maazy.tumblr.com/post/4356801247</link><guid>http://maazy.tumblr.com/post/4356801247</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 Apr 2011 22:58:20 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"I looked out this morning and the sun was gone…
Turned on some music to start my day…
I..."</title><description>“I looked out this morning and the sun was gone…&lt;br/&gt;
Turned on some music to start my day…&lt;br/&gt;
I lost myself in a familiar song…&lt;br/&gt;
I closed my eyes and I slipped away”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Boston- “More Than A Feeling”&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://maazy.tumblr.com/post/4016946608</link><guid>http://maazy.tumblr.com/post/4016946608</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Mar 2011 23:29:35 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Rawrz</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhrue6CfbN1qgk5qyo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Rawrz&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://maazy.tumblr.com/post/3735774196</link><guid>http://maazy.tumblr.com/post/3735774196</guid><pubDate>Tue, 08 Mar 2011 22:44:30 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Posted in response to a similar cat in frog costume</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhrhilQaaF1qgk5qyo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Posted in response to a similar cat in frog costume&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://maazy.tumblr.com/post/3730524711</link><guid>http://maazy.tumblr.com/post/3730524711</guid><pubDate>Tue, 08 Mar 2011 18:06:21 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>From the brokeness... new life comes, pushing through the dirt</title><link>http://maazy.tumblr.com/post/3717824108</link><guid>http://maazy.tumblr.com/post/3717824108</guid><pubDate>Tue, 08 Mar 2011 00:54:55 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Why do good when the world constantly repays you with evil and injustice???  :(</title><link>http://maazy.tumblr.com/post/3714474478</link><guid>http://maazy.tumblr.com/post/3714474478</guid><pubDate>Mon, 07 Mar 2011 21:51:21 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>It's official--- Life hates me and Karma is a BITCH!</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I am going to kill the little whiny Pella-highschoolers who can&amp;#8217;t keep their mouths shut about other people&amp;#8217;s business!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;If I see Tyler Neff in the next week, he is going to get FUCKED UP!   You don&amp;#8217;t rat me out to my little sister- who is still onnocent- and then tells my parents!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;MIND YOUR OWN DAMN BUSINESS FUCKIN&amp;#8217; HiGHSCHOOLER!!!!!!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://maazy.tumblr.com/post/3714348955</link><guid>http://maazy.tumblr.com/post/3714348955</guid><pubDate>Mon, 07 Mar 2011 21:45:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Fuck Midterms</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhk7vi5j7F1qhrrtoo1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Fuck Midterms&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://maazy.tumblr.com/post/3697986291</link><guid>http://maazy.tumblr.com/post/3697986291</guid><pubDate>Mon, 07 Mar 2011 02:27:49 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhnv184WD11qglfh3o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://maazy.tumblr.com/post/3697101186</link><guid>http://maazy.tumblr.com/post/3697101186</guid><pubDate>Mon, 07 Mar 2011 01:13:02 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Did you do this Coral!?!?</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lho0rasoDh1qft8n5o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Did you do this Coral!?!?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://maazy.tumblr.com/post/3697095698</link><guid>http://maazy.tumblr.com/post/3697095698</guid><pubDate>Mon, 07 Mar 2011 01:12:37 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
